等待下一次爆炸（吉米·巴非特）
Waiting For The Next Explosion (Jimmy Buffett)

迷失在海岬的岩石上
想弄清楚他的生物钟
周围没有人通知他的到来
所以他必须努力培养自己的生存意识
Missing link crouched upon a promontory rock
Trying to figure out his biological clock
No one around to announce his arrival
So he's got to get to work on his sense of survival

哦，哦，这是个危险的世界
Oh, oh it's a dangerous world

但在中国，他们很快就变聪明了
他们就是在那里发明了人工爆炸
他们失去了几根手指和一些竹屋
但他们也催生了一群纵火狂
Oh but in China they got smart real fast
That's where they invented the manmade blast
They lost a few fingers and some bamboo shacks
But they gave birth to a tribe of pyromaniancs

哦，哦，这是个危险的世界(危险的世界，危险的世界)
天上有火，海里有熔岩
坐在那里等着下一次爆炸
Oh, oh it's a dangerous world (dangerous world dangerous world)
Fire in the sky, lava in the ocean
Sitting around waiting for the next explosion

在50年代，他们认为这很有意义
教所有的学生民防知识
不要害怕(不要害怕)
躲到桌子底下，跟你道别吧
Back in the 50s they thought it made good sense
To teach all the school children 'bout civil defense
Don't be scared (don't be scared)
Do not cry (please don't cry)
Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye

哦，如此危险的世界(危险的世界，危险的世界)
Oh, oh such a dangerous world (dangerous world dangerous world)

那真是一场骗局
偏执促销
大家都蹲下来藏好，等待下一次爆炸
It was a hell of a hustle
Paranoia promotion
Everybody duck and cover just waitin' for the next explosion

到时候你会在哪里
有计划吗
如果降临在你身上你会怎么做
你的观点呢
Where're you gonna be when it hits the fan
Got a plan
Whatcha gonna do if it lands on you
Where's your point of view

在海滩俱乐部有一个销售会议
夜空是人群关注的焦点
这不是宇宙大碰撞只是一场烟火秀
但当震荡炸弹爆炸时，他们的内心能感受到
Down at the beach club there's a sales convention
Night sky is the focus of that crowd's attention
It's no cosmic collision just a fireworks show
But they feel it in their hearts when those concussion bombs blow

哦，如此危险的世界(危险的世界，危险的世界)
Oh, oh such a dangerous world (dangerous world dangerous world)

火药的威力比牛顿运动定律还大
大家都在等下一次爆炸
Gunpowder's louder than Newton's law of motion
Everybody's waiting for the next explosion

天空中火焰坠落在海洋中
坐在那里等着下一次爆炸
（坐在那里等着下一次爆炸）
Fire on the sky falling in the ocean
Sitting around waiting for the next explosion
(Sitting around waiting for the next explosion)